Dorman Poem 8

Robert Dorman
75th division
Canadian Expeditionary Force

VERSE AND WORSE BY R.O. (BOB) DORMAN

A PARODY – JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SHRAPNEL

Just a little bit of shrapnel
Fell from out the sky one day
And it nestled on my shoulder
In a kind and loving way
And when the M.O. saw it
Sure it looked so sweet and fair
He said I’ll send you home to Blighty
And they’ll fix you jake there
So he painted it with iodine
To keep the germs away
It’s the only thing that stops’em
No matter what you say
But before I left his office
‘Sure he changed his fickle mind
And he marked me fit for duty
So they shipped me up the line

Bio of Robert Osborne Dorman b Montreal Quebec 1900 enlisted CEF 1914
Poem 1The Argument
Poem 2 A Parody When You Play in the Game of War
Poem 3 England
Poem 4 Somewhere
Poem 5 Dirty
Poem 6 When All the Guns are Roaring
Poem 7 The Ypres-Mennen Road
Poem 8 Just a Little Bit of Shrapnel